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theresavoidinmypolaroid:

I will get an annulment! I will! I will!

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 I hate you so much that I would destroy myself to take you down with me.

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domey replied to your post: When you posted this ages ago: (‘If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”), I cried so hard of laughter, I reblogged it, I’ve just seen it again. I think its the best thing on tumblr, EVER! its just simply hilarious! xx

bUT WHAT IF THE MEN ARE ELASTIC AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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nosdrinker:

“fuck the police” says the 57 year old man whose wife left him for Sting

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iamactuallyjesus:

“The world became so crammed full of intricacy to the nth that it seemed every nook and cranny in my spacetime was exfoliating little crystalline dancing worlds, bellowing ecstasy. It moved like snakes move: all rippling of muscle and sun glinting scales. I cannot emphasize enough the…

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